GlenySam - Now, Now Parawhore

anxietycat:

www.pulito.tumblr.com

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

fnuzzle:

ikilledthecolony:

nownowband:

Look what we have! Two new designs that we’re taking on tour this summer. Meow. (Taken with instagram)

i just squealed so loudly give me the cat one this instant take my money now

oooommmmmyyyygaddddd meow meow <333333333

only wish it wasn’t a tank top, sobbin but omg if i have money and they sell this online

Defo buying both of these! Need tank tops for hols! (Not really,just the only time I can wear them and not feel like a weirdo).

onesideofanampersand:

apparently my dash is currently full of cats

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

rippedlads:

Matthew Camp

Continuing my Tumblr slutty-ness from the other day… oh god tattoos

burningheartss:

dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

Sorry to be a party popper but yeah, this isn’t real. Loads of these have been going round lately… Check it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

kindergartencop:

kriegspeil:

obstinate-condolement:

whatbritainloves:

Britain Loves to HelpSaying thanks to the bus driver

“Cheers, mate”, “Thanks, driver”, “Thank you”, “Nice one, pal”. It’s what you’ll hear on buses throughout Britain as, one-by-one, we shuffle out onto the street. Thanking the bus driver is a beautiful quirk of us Brits; a mundane politeness which makes the world a little nicer. 

What makes thanking bus drivers so great is that there’s really no need for it. It’s not like you’re touching down after a long-haul flight where your life has been in the hands of an expert pilot. It’s a bus (as pictured above by David Henderson); you’ve only been driven 10 minutes down the road.

And it’s not like we ever run to the front of a train, bang on the driver’s window and start giving them a big thumbs-up. No, this is something unique to the world of bus travel.

That’s the beauty of this particular ritual. It’s a totally mindless and senseless form of niceness. We don’t even expect anything in return. We realise the bus driver has to cope with hundreds and hundreds of us mumbling thanks to them every day.

Just about the only thing the bus driver can do to stop us from thanking them is braking too hard, nobody likes that, or being aggressively rude. A little bit of rudeness is perfectly acceptable.

It’s a tradition that has developed its own regional quirks. The Bristolians, in particular, have made it their own with their distinctive use of the phrase “Cheers, drive”. Dropping the ‘r’ from driver has become a major source of local pride for them with museum exhibitions named after the phrase and t-shirts emblazoned with it.

One of the few places in Britain where the bus driver thanking tradition has fallen out of common usage is London. They try to make excuses for this; they say it’s the design of London buses with the exit in the middle so you don’t pass the driver on the way out. Yes, it could be that. It’s possible. Or it could just be that they’re misery guts.

By Tom Law

I always thought saying thank you to the bus driver was an Irish thing. Our little islands are just next door to each other, I suppose.

this was one of the things that surprised me when I moved here, but I quickly got used to it and it’s quite lovely. now I gotta unlearn that habit when I move back to Sweden though!

I get annoyed when people don’t thank the bus driver! I dunno, it’s like being served in a shop. Someone has done you a service, so you thank them. I like it when they thank me back too/wish me a nice day. 

I said thanks today woooo